So here's a true story:

Today, Jennifer walked in the front door and into her room. As I walked past the hallway, I happened to glance towards the front door and noticed a pile of some "suspicious" matter lying, slightly smeared, directly inside the door. I immediately yelled at Jenni about tracking poop into the house and informed her that if she would just stop chewing with her mouth open*, that things like this would stop happening.

Also, she's wearing Andres' class ring. They're going steady.

*I was implying that she eats poop and it fell out of her mouth It was super funny!

- posted by Jonathan@ 4:45 PM