Okay, so I started this site so I could just write about whatever I was feeling right? Well right now I am feeling like a wuss because I can't write what I'm really feeling. You know what I mean? I have a lot of things on my mind tonight. I also have Biology/CAT/French homework I should be doing. Ugh. You know what? Screw it. I'm going to say what's on my mind. If people get upset or whatever then that's their problem. See, I have this friend who is getting married right? But she can't invite anyone from cells because there is a limit on the number of people that can attend and both the bride and the groom have a lot of family attending or something. That is fine. I get that, I understand that. It still bums me that I can't go and see my friend get married, but I know why and I'm okay with it. But then, I find out that one person is invited. But only that one person! Excuse me, but what is that? I mean, why would you only invite one of us? Do we not all care just as much about you? Why would someone do that? I really don't understand. I'm sorry to anyone who is mad that I wrote this, but there, I am done. I am no longer bitter. Best wishes to the bride and groom (not that you're reading this), you rock hard and I'm really happy for you. I hope your day goes perfect. If anyone needs me I'll be home practicing my blank expression for the tirades I'm sure will ensue because of my writing this. Wait, on second thought, everyone is just going to secretly hate me. That's what I do anyways.

But see, now I am in a good mood since I let all that out. Because of this I will share some of my new favorite words/sayings. . .

- "Megatron" : I actually started using this one today. You just stick it in place of "mega." Nothing special but it's fun for the kids. I plan on starting a metal band and naming it Megatron.

- "Geez, I'd take a gun to school. . ." : Ha, I know. I say this when people tell me something bad that happened to them. I don't actually say it at school. Only at Amy's house because her home is a safe haven for evil and villany.

- "Curse this God forsaken space bar!" : I actually just made this one up because my space bar is making me angry.

- "Because it's good for the heart, good for the soul. . ." : This is just a random thing to say after telling a story. You should try it.

- "Rock" : You use this in place of things like cool or awesome. But it's not "rock on", just "rock".

- "Screw you Bob" : Because Emo Bobby is crazy.

- "Suckface" : It's an insult. I made it up myself. Use it on your friends and enemies.

- "Would Jesus read my [enter random inanimate object]?" : I suppose this isn't really a saying but you would write this on a random inanimate object and then if anyone reads it out loud, you hit them on the head. Do it.

- "Maldives" : This I cannot disclose with you.

Oh, and on a side note, I'm super into road rage because it is fun, saying "Whateva! I do what I want!" is lame when you don't even know what it's from, Sobe is tasty, being stranded on a desert island with onlt a crate of seeds would suck, and people leaving comments makes me happy.

- posted by Jonathan@ 11:56 PM