The Principle of Cereal Made Flesh

Count Chocula, once King of Vampires
Now Lord of Cereal
Raise up your undead horde
of chocolate warriors

Do battle with the Righteous

Summon Booberry and Fruit Brute
Crush Captain Crunch beneath your heels
Unleash your host upon Toucan Sam
Sonny, Tony, and Lucky the Leprechaun

Enslave practitioners of lesser cereals

No light can harm Thee
No milk may thwart Thee
Your reign shall last unto the End of Days. . .

- Ian Olson of Akeldama

- posted by Jonathan@ 4:23 PM