Dudes, I have discovered the greatest song ever devised by a mere mortal. Now, as you read the lyrics, imagine the most dark and gloomy black metal song imaginable. . . if it had been created for a gameboy game. So, without further adieu. . .

Me And My Black Metal Friends

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
there's nothing to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow.

Excluding the scary paper make-up that they wear,
they resemble Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had long hair.

They're pretty evil, and they do not like God.
I don't care if they burn down churches,
but they'd better not fuckin' touch the synagouge.

I befreinded them.
Bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends.
I befriended them.
Bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends.

They have names like Igor, Helthor, Angor,
but then again, it's not exactly like "in living color."
I kinda hope they move here, so I don't have to pay import prices,
but I'm kinda afraid that they'll move near me,
because, they're not nice.

I befreinded them.
Bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends.
I befriended them.
Bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends.

Come on Ilene!
Come on Ilene!
Come on Ilene!
Come on Ilene!

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- posted by Jonathan@ 12:45 PM