Have you ever been amazed at how much of a douchebag one single person can be? Have you ever met two people of an equal (and much incredible) caliber of douchebag? Were these people married? Did their douchebagness seem to increase exponentially because of their relationship? If so, then you must know how frustrated I am.

I can remember once, in the third grade, when my teacher lied to the principle. I witnessed that and even then was amazed that a grown adult could act like such a child. All I wanted was my mail, but certain somebodies wouldn't give it to me. I'm 100% positive that they threw it away. Oh but wait. . . and then lied about it.

I get the feeling that they've had a lot of practice lying. Or maybe it's just because everything I've ever heard them say is a lie. It's situations like this that make me lose faith. The only thing I'm angry about, is not getting my mail. But I'm very disheartened with the Army and my corps.

I'm just going to move to Illinois. Or to a mountain.

- posted by Jonathan@ 8:57 PM